1 00:00:13,528 --> 00:00:15,731 Wow, look at her. 2 00:00:15,732 --> 00:00:19,339 Seeing the deceased can be difficult and disorienting. 3 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,194 Oh, sure. Yeah, no, absolutely. 4 00:00:21,261 --> 00:00:23,632 But, you know, I was more talking about the head. 5 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,670 Like, uh, great job getting it back on, buddy. 6 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:27,407 -I mean, that's seamless. -Yeah. 7 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,476 -You're an artist, man. -Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:29,578 --> 00:00:31,949 Thank you. Yes, uh, that was very challenging. 9 00:00:32,316 --> 00:00:35,087 Uh, and must have been very disturbing for you all. 10 00:00:35,088 --> 00:00:37,260 Oh, didn't see it coming at all. 11 00:00:37,392 --> 00:00:39,063 -I didn't love it. -No, it was gross. 12 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:41,334 -Almost ruined the wedding for us. -Yeah. 13 00:00:41,502 --> 00:00:42,971 -I can imagine. -Yeah. 14 00:00:43,038 --> 00:00:45,944 -Uh, well, I'm so sorry for your loss. -Yeah, well... 15 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,914 -And-And what, may I ask... -Right. 16 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:51,522 -are your plans for the remains? -Oh, was that on us? 17 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:53,759 -A p... A plan. -I don't know. 18 00:00:53,826 --> 00:00:55,506 There's not really much we can do with her. 19 00:00:55,563 --> 00:00:57,100 She's starting to turn, isn't she? 20 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:58,945 Honestly, if you wanna just cram her into a trash can 21 00:00:58,969 --> 00:01:01,141 or a dumpster, I don't know what you do with them. 22 00:01:01,407 --> 00:01:03,054 Just say have fun with it. Honestly, do whatever you want. 23 00:01:03,078 --> 00:01:04,857 -We don't care, know what I mean? -No preference. 24 00:01:04,881 --> 00:01:07,018 -You wanna toss her in a meat grinder? -Oh, wow. 25 00:01:07,019 --> 00:01:09,432 You could fire her out of a cannon into the Delaware. That'd be fun. 26 00:01:09,456 --> 00:01:11,461 -That sounds fun. -I'm just having fun. 27 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,274 Whatever floats your boat, you know what I mean? 28 00:01:13,298 --> 00:01:15,870 Really, all we need is the death certificate there. 29 00:01:16,003 --> 00:01:19,142 -So, if you don't mind. -Oh. Uh, yes. 30 00:01:19,143 --> 00:01:20,913 -Ah, yes! -Here you are. 31 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:23,018 -Okay, there it is. -Boom! Done, dead! Yes! 32 00:01:23,051 --> 00:01:26,057 -We got it! Nice. Thank you. -We did it. 33 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,761 You're welcome. 34 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:29,931 -Hey, do you mind if I do the sliding? -I'm sorry? 35 00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:32,198 I just always wanted to do, you know, the sliding thing, 36 00:01:32,402 --> 00:01:34,708 where you slide the body in and then you slam the door. 37 00:01:34,874 --> 00:01:38,449 -Oh, uh, sure. -Yeah? 38 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,352 -That'd be great. -Thank you. 39 00:01:40,419 --> 00:01:42,499 -Assuming you want in on this. Come on. -Are you kidding me? Of course. 40 00:01:42,523 --> 00:01:43,603 Let's do it on three, yeah? 41 00:01:43,692 --> 00:01:44,895 -Yeah. Okay. -All right, ready? 42 00:01:45,028 --> 00:01:46,531 -One, two, three. -One, two, three. 43 00:01:47,466 --> 00:01:48,669 Oh. Oh. 44 00:01:48,802 --> 00:01:51,742 -Boom! -Did not disappoint. 45 00:01:51,909 --> 00:01:55,349 Dee, we are about to get rich. 46 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:22,069 Mom, home sweet home, huh? 47 00:02:22,604 --> 00:02:24,040 Are you happy to be back? 48 00:02:24,106 --> 00:02:26,845 Hey, Frank, the guys are saying no to the 21-gun salute. 49 00:02:26,912 --> 00:02:29,651 Oh, Sam would've wanted to go out with a bang. 50 00:02:29,751 --> 00:02:31,430 Come on, man. We gotta find a middle ground 51 00:02:31,454 --> 00:02:33,157 between my mom's funeral and Sam's, right? 52 00:02:33,191 --> 00:02:35,831 What's going on, guys? Who are all these men? 53 00:02:35,897 --> 00:02:38,067 Okay, yeah. So, the guys in the fezzes are Shriners, 54 00:02:38,101 --> 00:02:40,501 and the dudes working on the house, those are mostly Mummers. 55 00:02:40,673 --> 00:02:43,679 There's a couple VFW guys and a few Elks Lodge types I think as well. 56 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,650 -Yeah. Yep. -Why? What are they doing? 57 00:02:45,717 --> 00:02:47,787 -It's for the funeral. -Yeah. 58 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,067 Well, see, my mom was, like, super active in the Philly's men's group scene. 59 00:02:50,091 --> 00:02:52,731 -She was a Mummer hummer. -Stop. Stop. 60 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,168 But why are they all, like, painting and hammering stuff? 61 00:02:55,201 --> 00:02:57,607 Oh, 'cause I'm gonna sell the house to pay for the funeral. 62 00:02:57,674 --> 00:03:01,180 Sell it? No, what are you talking about? We talked about my mom moving back in. 63 00:03:01,213 --> 00:03:03,686 -I know, but the budget's way up. -The budget skyrocketed. 64 00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:07,326 And I need the money to pay for the clowns and to pay for the musicians and... 65 00:03:07,593 --> 00:03:10,098 What kind of a funeral are you talking about throwing? 66 00:03:10,198 --> 00:03:11,902 Felt like I was just very clear about this. 67 00:03:12,002 --> 00:03:13,715 -Hey, Charlie. Where's Uncle Jack? -Charlie! 68 00:03:13,739 --> 00:03:15,844 Yeah, uh... What's going on in here? 69 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:18,148 He's selling the house to pay for the clowns, Dennis. 70 00:03:18,215 --> 00:03:20,486 -To pay for the clowns. -Well, not just for clowns. 71 00:03:20,619 --> 00:03:22,122 The clowns are a part of the funeral. 72 00:03:22,155 --> 00:03:24,135 I would love for you guys to be a part of the funeral. 73 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:25,973 -We don't care about any of this. -My God, Charlie. 74 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,743 We already helped you throw a man over a cliff. 75 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:29,446 Yes. We're not gonna involve ourselves 76 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,641 in any of your macabre nonsense any longer, okay? 77 00:03:31,775 --> 00:03:33,579 Especially not some clown-based funeral. 78 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:35,617 Oh, God. Clowns. "I'm a sad clown." 79 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,603 But they're gonna throw my mom out on the street. 80 00:03:37,653 --> 00:03:40,425 I don't care. No moms, no funerals. I say throw her wherever. 81 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:41,828 So Uncle Jack for us now. 82 00:03:41,895 --> 00:03:43,307 -All we need is Jack. -Find Uncle Jack. 83 00:03:43,331 --> 00:03:44,544 Okay, I'd like for you guys to relax, okay? 84 00:03:44,568 --> 00:03:45,903 Did he say "relax"? 85 00:03:46,070 --> 00:03:47,172 -He did. -Did he say "relax"? 86 00:03:47,173 --> 00:03:48,876 -Yes. -I... 87 00:03:48,943 --> 00:03:50,722 Here's the thing about telling someone to relax... 88 00:03:50,746 --> 00:03:52,049 Fine, calm down then. 89 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:54,788 Oh, that... 90 00:03:54,854 --> 00:03:56,934 Just point us in the direction of Uncle Jack, please. 91 00:03:56,993 --> 00:04:00,332 Please, just Uncle... Please, just Uncle... Please tell us where Uncle Jack is. 92 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:03,137 -That's what we want. -Guys, where's Uncle Jack? 93 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:05,008 He's in the basement. 94 00:04:05,075 --> 00:04:06,788 Great! There it is. That's all we needed to know. 95 00:04:06,812 --> 00:04:08,772 God, that was... That wasn't that hard. 96 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,063 We're surrounded by poverty, Dee. We're gonna go down to the basement. 97 00:04:11,087 --> 00:04:12,966 Hold your breath though, 'cause you can catch it. 98 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:14,962 It's like a disease you can catch. 99 00:04:15,596 --> 00:04:17,968 -We've got all the papers here. -We've got all the papers. 100 00:04:18,035 --> 00:04:19,804 We've got my agreement with Sam, 101 00:04:19,904 --> 00:04:22,209 and then you have Dennis's agreement with Sam, 102 00:04:22,276 --> 00:04:24,614 the inheritance agreement and the certificate of death. 103 00:04:24,781 --> 00:04:26,417 Just give him the whole thing. 104 00:04:26,651 --> 00:04:28,632 That's all for you and it's time to transfer the money to us. 105 00:04:28,656 --> 00:04:30,326 Now, is that going to be a wire transfer 106 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:32,597 or is there like a vault somewhere full of chicken money 107 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:34,878 that we could dive into and swim around in like Scrooge McDuck. 108 00:04:34,902 --> 00:04:36,471 -Oh, like Scrooge McDuck! -Yes! 109 00:04:36,738 --> 00:04:38,283 -Scrooge McDuck! Yeah... -I've always wanted to pull... 110 00:04:38,307 --> 00:04:40,279 This looks good. You got everything in order here. 111 00:04:40,345 --> 00:04:41,848 You got a thumbprint. 112 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,186 The only thing we need is the marriage certificate. 113 00:04:44,921 --> 00:04:46,625 Uh, what? 114 00:04:46,825 --> 00:04:48,738 -Why do we need a marriage certificate? -No. No, there's no need. 115 00:04:48,762 --> 00:04:50,432 They got married. We saw them get married. 116 00:04:50,566 --> 00:04:52,504 -It was on TV. We all saw it. -Yeah. 117 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:55,710 Yes, yes, we saw it, but, uh, I need the official marriage certificate, 118 00:04:55,943 --> 00:04:58,323 so I can prove they were actually married. I mean, I have this. 119 00:04:58,347 --> 00:05:00,562 -Oh, then that's it. That's the one. -That's great. Use it. 120 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:03,291 Okay, uh, but see, this has Frank's signature and thumbprint. 121 00:05:03,358 --> 00:05:06,263 It doesn't have Sam's signature or thumbprint. 122 00:05:06,297 --> 00:05:08,268 I'm sorry. 123 00:05:08,335 --> 00:05:11,055 I-I can't help you guys unless I get a signed copy with a thumbprint. 124 00:05:11,107 --> 00:05:13,211 -No! That can't be. -It's okay, Dee. 125 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:15,783 -Here you go. -Can I just see the one that... 126 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,923 Oh, j... Oh, you know... Oh, my God. 127 00:05:19,289 --> 00:05:23,464 This is my... Ah, fiddlesticks. You know, I-I-I screwed this up. 128 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,335 -Did you? -I screwed the pooch on this one. 129 00:05:25,603 --> 00:05:27,550 Yeah, I botched it 'cause I brought the wrong paperwork. 130 00:05:27,574 --> 00:05:29,443 -You did? -I have the marriage certificate 131 00:05:29,711 --> 00:05:31,882 that has been signed and thumbprinted by both of them. 132 00:05:32,048 --> 00:05:33,351 -You do? -I have it at my place. 133 00:05:33,652 --> 00:05:35,131 And we're gonna go get it and bring it back 134 00:05:35,155 --> 00:05:36,992 -and all will be well in the world. -Great. 135 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,595 -I got it. I have a plan. -Uh-huh. 136 00:05:38,662 --> 00:05:40,132 All right. Hey, hey, hey, 137 00:05:40,198 --> 00:05:41,844 when you come back, can you bring me a cup of water? 138 00:05:41,868 --> 00:05:43,247 Charlie turned all the water off down here. 139 00:05:43,271 --> 00:05:45,877 -Uh, water. -Is that a yes? 140 00:05:46,444 --> 00:05:47,780 This is gonna work. 141 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:50,218 Dad always knew exactly what to do in a jam, 142 00:05:50,285 --> 00:05:53,191 and I think once he sees your beautiful face, 143 00:05:53,324 --> 00:05:55,361 he's gonna think of something quick. 144 00:05:57,099 --> 00:05:58,835 Right. Uh, speaking of which, 145 00:05:58,902 --> 00:06:01,040 um, I don't think he's gonna do this for nothing, 146 00:06:01,106 --> 00:06:06,685 so I was hoping maybe we could offer him a conjugal visit for motivation? 147 00:06:07,219 --> 00:06:08,487 No way. 148 00:06:09,089 --> 00:06:12,129 Mommy, listen, we have to start acting like a family again, 149 00:06:12,196 --> 00:06:13,916 otherwise this is not gonna work. 150 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,638 Dad, Dad, hi! Hi, Dad. 151 00:06:16,705 --> 00:06:21,481 Hey, Dad. Dad. Dad. Hi, Dad. Yeah, you have to put the phone to your... 152 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,686 Dad, hi, how are you? 153 00:06:23,753 --> 00:06:26,934 Um, it's been a minute since we've seen each other, um, you know, since the dance. 154 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:28,796 You know, you... you walked out early on that, 155 00:06:28,863 --> 00:06:32,169 so, um, just wasn't sure if you had to, like, use the bathroom or... 156 00:06:32,202 --> 00:06:33,337 Did you like it? 157 00:06:34,139 --> 00:06:35,139 No. 158 00:06:35,976 --> 00:06:39,016 No. No. But you knew what I was going for, right? 159 00:06:42,022 --> 00:06:43,792 Oh. Express. 160 00:06:43,859 --> 00:06:45,428 Um, we've got a problem. 161 00:06:45,495 --> 00:06:48,201 Um... ...it appears that Charlie's mom died, 162 00:06:48,301 --> 00:06:51,307 which means Mom is now gonna be homeless. 163 00:06:53,011 --> 00:06:54,112 And? 164 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:58,555 Well, and we were hoping that you could help us out. 165 00:06:58,822 --> 00:07:01,795 You see... ...Dennis doesn't want Mom living with us 166 00:07:01,928 --> 00:07:04,367 and Charlie is gonna sell the house 167 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,371 and then pay for some kind of Mummer's funeral, 168 00:07:07,372 --> 00:07:10,044 and, well, we were thinking that in exchange for helping us out, 169 00:07:10,111 --> 00:07:12,381 that maybe Mom could give you a hand job. 170 00:07:12,382 --> 00:07:13,752 Wait, wait, wait, shut up. 171 00:07:13,819 --> 00:07:15,355 Sorry, if a hand job is not your thing, 172 00:07:15,422 --> 00:07:17,661 I'm sure Mom could do something much more aggressive. 173 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:18,863 Bonnie is dead? 174 00:07:19,363 --> 00:07:21,134 Well, yeah, that's what I just said, yes. 175 00:07:21,201 --> 00:07:23,606 And the Mummers are throwing a funeral? 176 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:25,976 Yeah, but that... that's not the issue. 177 00:07:26,043 --> 00:07:28,043 If you've gotten used to a more sexual lifestyle... 178 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:29,851 -Shut up. -Yeah. 179 00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:32,590 Take your mother to your uncle Donald. 180 00:07:32,823 --> 00:07:35,428 Why? Why would I do that? W-What's going on with Uncle Donald? 181 00:07:35,495 --> 00:07:38,168 -I thought you didn't like him. -I don't. 182 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:40,104 But we could use him. 183 00:07:41,741 --> 00:07:44,948 This could be good. 184 00:07:48,287 --> 00:07:49,924 Hey, how you doing? 185 00:07:50,091 --> 00:07:51,728 Do you remember us? 186 00:07:51,895 --> 00:07:53,230 Yes, I believe you're the people 187 00:07:53,297 --> 00:07:55,836 who recommended I throw your mother in the trash. 188 00:07:55,903 --> 00:07:57,916 Oh, well, you know, we said a lot of other things too. 189 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:00,813 Yeah, it was just a suggestion. Yeah, yeah, it was one idea. 190 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,554 Yeah. Um, we... we feel like we need a little bit more time with the body 191 00:08:04,754 --> 00:08:05,956 if that's okay with you. 192 00:08:06,023 --> 00:08:08,128 We really rushed our goodbyes the first time. 193 00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:11,409 Yeah. Got a little excited and sort of forgot the most important part, you know. 194 00:08:11,433 --> 00:08:13,304 Do you mind if we pop back in there? 195 00:08:13,437 --> 00:08:15,375 And slam the door a bunch more times? 196 00:08:15,475 --> 00:08:17,947 -No. I mean, well... -No, no. 197 00:08:18,014 --> 00:08:19,818 -No. -We did that. 198 00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:21,419 -No, we're not gonna do that. -'Cause that door's all wonky now. 199 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,523 -Is it? -Super wonky. 200 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:23,959 And those doors aren't cheap. 201 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,839 -It seems like maybe they are. -We didn't know. 202 00:08:25,863 --> 00:08:27,983 -No. Very, very expensive. -Oh, wow, sorry about that. 203 00:08:28,067 --> 00:08:29,470 Like I said, we got excited. 204 00:08:29,537 --> 00:08:32,542 I get excited too. I get excited, but I don't slam them. 205 00:08:32,543 --> 00:08:34,279 I just gently close them. 206 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,483 Seems like a wasted opportunity. 207 00:08:36,484 --> 00:08:37,887 Yeah, that's on you. 208 00:08:38,254 --> 00:08:40,025 -Can we go in there? -One quick ask. 209 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:42,305 You don't want us to slam the door. You're obsessing about that. 210 00:08:42,329 --> 00:08:44,534 -Yeah, I don't even want to. -$60,000 door. 211 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,794 -I honestly don't... -Whoa, that's a lot. 212 00:08:46,871 --> 00:08:48,618 -It sure is. I got it out of my system. -Just be careful. 213 00:08:48,642 --> 00:08:50,579 -Don't know about you. -Don't even want to slam it. 214 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:51,948 Okay. 215 00:08:52,015 --> 00:08:53,285 We're gonna slam the door. 216 00:08:53,351 --> 00:08:55,322 -Oh, absolutely. -Okay. 217 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,767 All right, Dee. Let's get this goddamn thumbprint and get the the hell out of here. 218 00:09:01,768 --> 00:09:04,172 -Okay. How we gonna do that? -Uh, with the ink pad. 219 00:09:04,373 --> 00:09:05,576 We don't have an ink pad. 220 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:07,943 -You didn't bring one? -You didn't tell me to. 221 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,586 All you said was, "Dee, I have an idea." That's all you said. 222 00:09:10,653 --> 00:09:12,690 I thought we were just gonna get the thumb. 223 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:14,694 Get the thumb? 224 00:09:14,761 --> 00:09:16,941 In case we need to use it retroactively for other documents or something. 225 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:18,669 I don't know. 226 00:09:18,736 --> 00:09:22,175 Well, now, see, that's interesting. Dee, that is interesting. 227 00:09:22,242 --> 00:09:24,046 Yeah, that's a good point. You know what? 228 00:09:24,279 --> 00:09:26,839 Yeah, slide the arm out, get the thumb, and keep her face covered 229 00:09:26,985 --> 00:09:28,564 'cause I don't wanna look at her while you're doing it. 230 00:09:28,588 --> 00:09:30,325 -Kinda gross. -Right. No, I get that. 231 00:09:30,392 --> 00:09:32,495 But let me just stop you 'cause what I was envisioning was 232 00:09:32,496 --> 00:09:36,604 you being the one who did the snipping or the clipping of the thumb, 233 00:09:36,605 --> 00:09:39,544 -because I don't have a tool to remove it. -I don't have my tools. 234 00:09:39,611 --> 00:09:43,284 Okay, but again, you didn't tell me what the plan was, right? 235 00:09:43,351 --> 00:09:45,188 -Right. -There was no vocalization. 236 00:09:45,254 --> 00:09:47,334 Okay, I think I know what happened here. 237 00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:48,796 I'm so excited about being rich 238 00:09:48,863 --> 00:09:51,467 and I'm so irritated with the old patterns of poorness 239 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,039 and explaining my plans and my wants and my needs and whatnot... 240 00:09:54,139 --> 00:09:55,709 -Yeah. -that I'm skipping steps, Dee. 241 00:09:55,976 --> 00:09:57,522 Yeah, well, people anticipate the needs of rich people. 242 00:09:57,546 --> 00:09:59,282 -That's what I'm saying. -They do. 243 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,363 That's why I'm so irritated because we shouldn't have to be 244 00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:02,867 problem-solving anymore, know what I mean? 245 00:10:02,891 --> 00:10:04,426 Never again. 246 00:10:04,493 --> 00:10:07,165 Okay, fine, I will get the thumb, but moving forward... 247 00:10:07,365 --> 00:10:10,773 Oh, mark my words, when we need thumbs, people will anticipate this, 248 00:10:10,973 --> 00:10:14,279 and they will get thumbs for us without the need of vocalizations. 249 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:16,016 -Absolutely, they'll just appear. -Yeah. 250 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,663 Okay, how are you gonna take it off? 251 00:10:17,687 --> 00:10:19,323 Uh... 252 00:10:19,557 --> 00:10:21,971 Yeah, I don't know. I was thinking I might... ...just, like, 253 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:25,234 wrench it back and forth a bunch of times till it comes off. 254 00:10:26,136 --> 00:10:27,339 -It's worth a shot. -Right. 255 00:10:27,472 --> 00:10:29,109 Her head did, right? 256 00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:31,881 Yeah, it did just pop right off, didn't it? 257 00:10:32,081 --> 00:10:34,328 Okay, well, uh, you know, let's hope... let's hope that's how it goes. 258 00:10:34,352 --> 00:10:37,827 -Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. -Okay, first one's gonna be... 259 00:10:38,427 --> 00:10:41,568 Right, so we're gonna restore all the original hardwood floors. 260 00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:44,206 They're under the rug here. Uh, what am I missing? 261 00:10:44,272 --> 00:10:45,852 -There's central heat and air. -Charlie. 262 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,348 -Charlie, what do you think of that? -Uh... Hang on. 263 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,218 Could you guys give me one second? 264 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:52,265 Um, there's bedrooms upstairs. You gotta go look at them. 265 00:10:52,289 --> 00:10:53,926 And, guys, just let them through. 266 00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:56,273 -Uh, what am I looking at here, Frank? -It's a cannon. 267 00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:59,504 It's all on theme with the circus and the clowns and everything and whatnot. 268 00:10:59,637 --> 00:11:01,441 -Okay. All right. -It's a colorful cannon. 269 00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:03,612 -That's good. -No! No! 270 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:06,283 Hey, real quick. What's your take on a cannon at the funeral? 271 00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:08,187 Are you still on this? Begone with you both! 272 00:11:08,254 --> 00:11:10,192 We don't have time for this shit, Charlie! 273 00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:12,405 We have the prints now and believe you me, they were not easy to come by! 274 00:11:12,429 --> 00:11:13,966 -It was an ordeal. -It was awful! 275 00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,769 Jack? Basement still? Yes? Basement? 276 00:11:16,036 --> 00:11:18,207 Yes. I'm trying to flush him out of there, but he... 277 00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:19,544 Silence! 278 00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:21,557 We do not care about flushing men from basements. 279 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,284 Stop talking. I'm breathing in the poor. 280 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,896 So, cannon or no cannon? 281 00:11:28,962 --> 00:11:30,362 -Yeah, cannon. Let's do it. -Cannon! 282 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,568 It's a great idea, Frank. 283 00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:33,806 Uh-huh. 284 00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:35,552 All right, got what you needed there? Uh, all good now? 285 00:11:35,576 --> 00:11:37,445 -Yeah. -Well, it's a thumbprint. 286 00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:39,618 -Yes, no shit. -Got you the thumbprint. 287 00:11:39,684 --> 00:11:41,888 That's what you asked for. So let's move this along. 288 00:11:41,955 --> 00:11:43,725 Yeah. It's not the right thumbprint. 289 00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:47,432 What are you talking about? What are you talking about? 290 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:51,508 What I'm saying is that this is not her thumbprint at all. 291 00:11:51,641 --> 00:11:53,277 Bullshit! You want to see the thumb? 292 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:55,749 Yeah. Do you want to see it? Well, God, just shut up. 293 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,251 No. Right. 294 00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:58,965 You can't see it because we don't have it with us. 295 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:00,358 -That'd be crazy. -Of course. 296 00:12:00,425 --> 00:12:02,138 That is her thumbprint though, Jack. I can assure you. 297 00:12:02,162 --> 00:12:03,632 I-I'm not sure. 298 00:12:03,699 --> 00:12:05,569 This pattern doesn't match the other documents. 299 00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,005 Oh, damn it. 300 00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:08,618 God, when I am rich no one will question me! 301 00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:10,444 These are problems for a poor person. 302 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:12,716 Hey, hey, did-did you get me that cup of water? 303 00:12:12,783 --> 00:12:15,054 Oh, my God! Drink out of the toilet if you're so thirsty. 304 00:12:15,254 --> 00:12:17,693 -Drink from the toilet! -Jesus, poor people are so needy. 305 00:12:17,694 --> 00:12:20,398 It is insufferable! 306 00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:23,004 Dee, you thinking what I'm thinking? 307 00:12:23,237 --> 00:12:26,711 -Yeah, you ripped off the wrong thumb. -I believe so. Yeah. 308 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,851 It's so nice to see you both. 309 00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:34,760 Now, this is my finest rosé, and I have a branzino in the oven. 310 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:38,635 I'll be right back. Make yourselves at home. 311 00:12:40,438 --> 00:12:44,045 I don't know. He's kind of a dick, don't you think, Mom? 312 00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:46,250 -Oh. -What the fuck is this? 313 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,854 Yeah, that's pink wine, 314 00:12:48,087 --> 00:12:50,067 so you're going to want to plug your nose before you drink it. 315 00:12:50,091 --> 00:12:51,995 The fish needs another ten. 316 00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:55,101 So, you need a place to stay? 317 00:12:55,268 --> 00:12:56,805 Oh. 318 00:12:57,372 --> 00:13:00,578 Well, I wonder who that could be. 319 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,583 I'll check it out. 320 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,095 Hello, Donald. 321 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,933 Luther? 322 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,271 Dad? You got out? 323 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:18,481 24-hour compassionate leave to participate in Bonnie's funeral. 324 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,019 Thought I'd pop by for dinner. 325 00:13:21,219 --> 00:13:24,159 -Yeah! -Yeah. 326 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,235 Electric, huh? 327 00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:33,812 My whole family reunited. 328 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,818 And an uncle, kind of an add-on. 329 00:13:38,788 --> 00:13:40,626 Whatever happened between you two? 330 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:45,168 Your uncle and I, we had a falling out over the Mummers. 331 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:49,109 He was angry that I wouldn't let him join me in the organization. 332 00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:51,079 I always wanted to be a Mummer, 333 00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:55,956 march in the parades, do the choreography, play the music. 334 00:13:56,023 --> 00:14:02,101 But, uh, your father, he frowned upon people who shared my lifestyle. 335 00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:04,139 But I was wrong, Donald. 336 00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:08,080 I can see that now. Prison has changed me. 337 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,550 Donald. 338 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:11,788 I'm sorry. 339 00:14:12,656 --> 00:14:16,230 Oh. Well, I-I don't know what to say. 340 00:14:16,297 --> 00:14:19,236 I... I'm-I'm very moved. 341 00:14:19,303 --> 00:14:20,839 I'm moved too. 342 00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:25,716 I think this calls for dessert. I made a crème brûlée. 343 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,254 I'll go get it. 344 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:29,657 Great. 345 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,064 So, Dad, why the sudden change? 346 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:38,909 I decided I should let Donald be the Mummer he always wanted to be 347 00:14:38,975 --> 00:14:42,750 and let him take my place in the funeral procession. 348 00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,954 Oh. That's so nice. 349 00:14:45,154 --> 00:14:46,992 And then when it's over, 350 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:52,368 the police will take him back to jail instead of me. 351 00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:55,441 I see. 352 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,585 -Yoo-hoo! Hi there. -Oh, hey! 353 00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:03,291 No, absolutely not. You two ruined my door. 354 00:15:03,357 --> 00:15:04,661 You slammed it again. 355 00:15:04,728 --> 00:15:07,498 Ah, well, we didn't slam it that hard. 356 00:15:07,566 --> 00:15:09,604 The slider is bent and now the handle is all loose. 357 00:15:09,671 --> 00:15:10,872 -Are they? -Oh, buddy. 358 00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,041 Did they get all busted up? 359 00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,779 -I'm so sorry. -You know what? 360 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,625 We're going to be so much more careful this time, you watch. 361 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:17,653 I have two broken doors now. 362 00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:19,723 Whatever. We got the wrong body last time. 363 00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:20,759 Yeah, so can we... 364 00:15:20,826 --> 00:15:22,295 You said goodbye to the wrong corpse? 365 00:15:22,362 --> 00:15:23,665 Can you believe it? 366 00:15:23,832 --> 00:15:25,367 -Crazy, right? -Honest mistake. 367 00:15:25,468 --> 00:15:27,268 We just wanna say goodbye to the right person. 368 00:15:27,338 --> 00:15:28,738 It would mean a lot to us, you know. 369 00:15:28,775 --> 00:15:31,480 You ripped the thumb off a total stranger? 370 00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:33,150 Caught that, did you? 371 00:15:33,217 --> 00:15:35,263 Yeah, well, we... you know, we didn't have our tools. 372 00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:36,687 No, and he didn't vocalize the plan, 373 00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,336 and then there we were, just trying to pivot. 374 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,031 -So I just had to wrench it. -Yeah. Great. 375 00:15:40,097 --> 00:15:42,837 You don't... Whatever. Look, she's not here anymore anyway. 376 00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:44,807 You threw her in the trash already? 377 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,143 No. 378 00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:49,350 We don't throw bodies in the trash. 379 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,221 Her husband came to get her. Uh... Uh... 380 00:15:52,656 --> 00:15:55,362 -A Frank Reynolds took the remains. -What? 381 00:15:55,494 --> 00:15:56,841 -Why did you give her to him? -Why? 382 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:59,002 She's not even technically married to him yet. 383 00:15:59,069 --> 00:16:00,305 -Yet? -Goddamn it! 384 00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:01,591 Okay, where did he take her? 385 00:16:01,707 --> 00:16:03,512 -How should I know? -Shit. 386 00:16:03,578 --> 00:16:06,292 You should know and you should tell us because we are meant to be rich. 387 00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:08,588 We are not meant to be squabbling 388 00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:11,093 with basement dwellers and morticians all day long. 389 00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:15,067 Goddamn it, you are working class and we have moved on from you. 390 00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:16,671 Okay, Dennis, I'm texting him. 391 00:16:16,737 --> 00:16:18,651 He's taking her to the funeral. I'll have him drop a pin. 392 00:16:18,675 --> 00:16:21,648 -You, thanks for nothing. -Yeah, thanks for nothing, pal. 393 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,585 Dee, you know what? Let's go. 394 00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:25,832 And let's slide and slam every single thing on the way out. 395 00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:29,697 Don't you dare slide and slam every... 396 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:38,947 ♪♪ Fuck this job ♪♪ 397 00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:41,019 ♪♪ It's crazy ♪♪ 398 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,066 [♪♪ jovial music playing ♪♪ Okay. All right. 399 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,980 When we see the funeral procession, you throw your body over Sam's 400 00:16:50,004 --> 00:16:52,142 -in a fit of tears, and get the print. -Yeah. 401 00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:54,488 Oh, well, the casket's gonna be closed though, right? 402 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,985 They don't do open caskets in a funeral procession, do they? 403 00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:59,089 No, you're probably right. Yeah, okay. 404 00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:01,637 So, I'll throw my body over the coffin in a fit of tears, right, 405 00:17:01,661 --> 00:17:03,096 and I'll knock the lid off. 406 00:17:03,163 --> 00:17:05,101 -You grab the print then. -That's when I grab it. 407 00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:06,971 -Actually grab the whole thumb if you can. -Yeah. Right. 408 00:17:06,972 --> 00:17:09,075 Yeah. No. Hey, where are we? 409 00:17:09,142 --> 00:17:11,491 This, uh... This feels strange, but this is definitely where Frank dropped the pin. 410 00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:13,686 -It is? -Yes. 411 00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:15,565 I was gonna say 'cause it's a good crowd, but it doesn't seem like a funeral crowd. 412 00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,793 Something feels off. 413 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:33,290 What are they doing? What are we supposed to do? 414 00:17:33,859 --> 00:17:35,494 Are we meant to do something? Uh-oh. 415 00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,432 Jesus. I don't know. We gotta find Frank. 416 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,913 I don't know what the hell's going on. I don't even see a coffin. 417 00:17:39,937 --> 00:17:41,040 -Frank! -Frank! 418 00:17:41,072 --> 00:17:42,408 Frank! 419 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:43,912 Frank! 420 00:17:44,012 --> 00:17:45,815 -Dad, do you think this is gonna work? -Huh? 421 00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,020 Forget it. Here they come. 422 00:17:49,624 --> 00:17:51,293 Look. There he is! 423 00:17:51,761 --> 00:17:53,601 You're really pulling this look off by the way. 424 00:17:53,731 --> 00:17:55,067 So beautiful. 425 00:17:59,475 --> 00:18:01,379 He looks so happy. 426 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,985 -Are you crying? -No. 427 00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:06,222 Bro, I think you're crying. 428 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,427 Oh, God, here put the glasses on. 429 00:18:09,597 --> 00:18:11,568 Yeah, that's... that's better. 430 00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,304 I don't like that. I don't like it. 431 00:18:13,371 --> 00:18:15,441 -I don't know where Frank is. -Frank! 432 00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:17,212 I mean, where's Frank? 433 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:19,583 -Frank! -Wait a second. 434 00:18:20,384 --> 00:18:21,721 Where the hell is Frank? 435 00:18:21,821 --> 00:18:23,925 -Is that Charlie? Charlie! -Oh! Hey! Hey! 436 00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:26,129 Charlie, Charlie, where's Frank? 437 00:18:26,196 --> 00:18:29,402 Oh, my gosh, you guys came. This is the perfect send-off for my mom. 438 00:18:29,536 --> 00:18:30,882 She would be so happy you were here. 439 00:18:30,906 --> 00:18:32,943 -Great. Where's Frank, dude? -Huh? 440 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,446 Where's the body? 441 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,116 Oh, my mom? She's ashes, dude. 442 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,019 -Sam? Where's Sam? -Huh? 443 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,056 Oh, she's in the cannon. 444 00:18:47,573 --> 00:18:49,209 -What? -Oh, no. 445 00:18:49,276 --> 00:18:51,547 Thank you all for coming 446 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:56,190 as we bid our farewells to Bonnie and Sam, 447 00:18:56,389 --> 00:18:58,795 two magnificent women, 448 00:18:58,895 --> 00:19:01,266 who would've wanted to go out with a bang. 449 00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:04,071 I should know, I banged both of 'em. 450 00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,413 Drumroll, please. 451 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:14,292 -Oh, my God. -Goodbye, my lovely. 452 00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:16,664 No, no, no. 453 00:19:29,657 --> 00:19:32,295 Yeah! 454 00:19:36,971 --> 00:19:39,811 -Well, there go those thumbs. -Son of a bitch. 455 00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:45,021 No, wait. What are you doing? You got it all wrong. 456 00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:48,427 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dad. I can't let it happen. 457 00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:50,765 I'm not Luther. I'm Donald. 458 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,636 Wait, hold on, stop. He's telling the truth. 459 00:19:52,703 --> 00:19:56,476 Listen, that man over there, that's the real Luther. 460 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,013 Thank you for everything, buddy. 461 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,993 Yeah, good to see you, and say hi to your family. 462 00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:02,321 How about that shot, Charlie? Slam dunk. 463 00:20:02,589 --> 00:20:04,694 It was incredible, Frank. It was incredible. 464 00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:06,363 Guys, thank you so much for coming. 465 00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:09,837 -Oh, fuck off! -Goddamn poor people. Ruin everything! 466 00:20:11,139 --> 00:20:13,077 -What's eating them? -I don't know, dude. 467 00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:15,281 Frank, this was amazing. This was amazing. 468 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,586 My mom would've loved this. She would have loved this. 469 00:20:17,753 --> 00:20:19,322 -I miss them both. -Yeah. 470 00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:20,626 What are you doing? 471 00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:23,130 What are you doing? I'm Donald. 472 00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:27,506 Mac! Mac! Mac! 473 00:20:27,572 --> 00:20:29,442 I'm so sorry, Uncle Donald. 474 00:20:29,643 --> 00:20:33,283 I knew that my dad was going to double-cross you the entire time. 475 00:20:33,718 --> 00:20:37,391 -Are you mad? -No, Son. I'm not mad. 476 00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:39,262 Dad? How? 477 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,803 I never told Donald he could take my place in the parade 478 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,909 'cause I knew you were gonna rat. 479 00:20:46,744 --> 00:20:50,217 Once a rat, always a rat. 480 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:54,793 Oh. Does this mean you're gonna live as him with Mom now? 481 00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,571 Uh, okay. Will I see you again? 482 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:02,809 Oh, yeah. I'll probably come back to kill you someday. 483 00:21:06,718 --> 00:21:09,891 Eh. He's just being unpleasant. I'm sure he'll come around. 484 00:21:12,796 --> 00:21:17,873 ♪♪ I'm looking over A four leaf clover That I overlooked before ♪♪ 485 00:21:18,273 --> 00:21:22,014 ♪♪ One leaf is sunshine The second is rain ♪♪ 486 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:25,956 ♪♪ Third is the roses That grow in the lane ♪♪ 487 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,860 ♪♪ No need explaining ♪♪ 488 00:21:27,893 --> 00:21:33,103 ♪♪ The one remaining Is somebody I adore ♪♪ 489 00:21:33,571 --> 00:21:40,819 ♪♪ I'm looking over A four leaf clover That I overlooked before ♪♪